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Why have you posted so many entries in one night?

I am babysitting a computer upgrade and my brain is in a brain-dump mood. So I thought I would take advantage of that. Enjoy.

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Someone at MS reads my blogs

Not too long ago I posted When to use IDisposable blog entry, so MS has decided release their take on it, but with a lot more words: CLR Inside Out: Digging into IDisposable Maybe they didn’t get the idea from … Continue reading

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If I worked for Microsoft, How would I say that I was going to Starbucks at 3:30?

Scoping a projection and actuation of acheiving a Luminescant Intra-firmament Gasious Body Transactual Asset Unit of Measurment, using a bipedal locomotion, forth with at such a time as 3 hourly units of time plus 1 score and 10 of minutely … Continue reading

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Very Important Code

10 Dim x as boolean20 x = Seek(ObjectRef “Dinner Table”)30 If x then40 Call Eat50 Else60 (New Location).Move70 End If80 Rem Loops Indefinitely100 Function Eat()110 Me.Sit(Chair)120 Me.Use(Fork)130 Me.Consume(Food)140 If Me.Full then Me.Nap(60, Minutes, “Or until Halftime”)145 If Table(Dinner).FoodState.Empty Then Call … Continue reading

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Top reasons for not being interviewed by me

When I post a job opening, there are a few criteria I expect. It just blows my mind when people miss basic professionalism. Your grammar should be at least in the 6th grade level. Especially if you are H1A or … Continue reading

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How to defuse political spam between friends

I specificly mean those emails that are going between two friends and then they decide to put you in the middle. Usually one is very dedicated to their beliefs and clearly states it, the second has such a hard rise … Continue reading

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Ramblings

Got this from a buddy out in Kentucky…enjoy COWSIs it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that in the effort to PREVENT MAD COW DISEASE our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years … Continue reading

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